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When God Made Me He Grinned and Said "This'll Be Fun"

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When God Made Me He Grinned and Said "This'll Be Fun"

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In Order To Insult Me

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In Order To Insult Me

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In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised

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In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised

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Candy First, Then I'll Get Into The Van

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Candy First, Then I'll Get Into The Van

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Caution, I Have No Filter

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Caution, I Have No Filter

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I Am A Multitasker - I Can Listen, Ignore & Forget All At The Same Time

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I Am A Multitasker - I Can Listen, Ignore & Forget All At The Same Time

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I Have Selective Hearing. Sorry, You Weren't Selected Today. Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either.

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I Have Selective Hearing. Sorry, You Weren't Selected Today. Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either.

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Breaking News, I Don't Care!

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Breaking News, I Don't Care!

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I Gotta See The Candy First. Then I Get In The Van. I'm Not Stupid.

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I Gotta See The Candy First. Then I Get In The Van. I'm Not Stupid.

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Spread Legs For Deviled Eggs

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Spread Legs For Deviled Eggs

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This Week I Don't Give A Ship

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This Week I Don't Give A Ship

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Now I Am Unstoppable

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Now I Am Unstoppable

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Just Because I'm Awake

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Just Because I'm Awake

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Let's eat kids. Let's eat, kids. Punctuation Saves Lives

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Let's eat kids. Let's eat, kids. Punctuation Saves Lives

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Retarded Lion

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Retarded Lion

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A Penny For Your Thoughts

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A Penny For Your Thoughts

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Collection: Sarcastic and Cynical T-Shirts

When God Made Me He Grinned and Said "This'll Be Fun"

When God Made Me He Grinned and Said "This'll Be Fun"

In Order To Insult Me

In Order To Insult Me

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised

In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised

Candy First, Then I'll Get Into The Van

Candy First, Then I'll Get Into The Van

Caution, I Have No Filter

Caution, I Have No Filter

I Am A Multitasker - I Can Listen, Ignore & Forget All At The Same Time

I Am A Multitasker - I Can Listen, Ignore & Forget All At The Same Time

I Have Selective Hearing. Sorry, You Weren't Selected Today. Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either.

I Have Selective Hearing. Sorry, You Weren't Selected Today. Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either.

Breaking News, I Don't Care!

Breaking News, I Don't Care!

I Gotta See The Candy First. Then I Get In The Van. I'm Not Stupid.

I Gotta See The Candy First. Then I Get In The Van. I'm Not Stupid.

Spread Legs For Deviled Eggs

Spread Legs For Deviled Eggs

This Week I Don't Give A Ship

This Week I Don't Give A Ship

Now I Am Unstoppable

Now I Am Unstoppable

Just Because I'm Awake

Just Because I'm Awake

Let's eat kids. Let's eat, kids. Punctuation Saves Lives

Let's eat kids. Let's eat, kids. Punctuation Saves Lives

Retarded Lion

Retarded Lion

A Penny For Your Thoughts

A Penny For Your Thoughts